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  1. Yea I could have handled it more if it had been good looking but it was the sort of thing you have nightmares about, you know, no make up big shoulders hairy chin, I can't see what Sam sees in her As for Sam she maybe 38 but still a babe. And the car out of interest it was carrying trade plates with normal plates underneath think it was a 53 reg. It did look sort of nice but not brutal, sort of too sanitised, I like the older shape better
  2. I was out on the road today, great new job I got, gets to visit other factories, anyway I saw what I thought initially was a revamped 350Z nissan but and this is a big but i am sure I saw the legend on the back Skyline!! I couldn't catch up due to traffic to confirm what I had seen, so blimey meet Sam Fox and see a new Skyline in the same week, what are the odds of that? PS her mate is a bulldog chewing a wasp that had been sitting on stinging nettles , typical butch man hater, nothing against anyone as long as they remain civil <_< Bit diverse I know, but hey I have drunk coffee today
  3. There are not many two door cars that actually appeal to me, not really a car person, but mate you have found one that I would own, I would not change one thing myself, I like that a lot. And 2 'n arf grand as well you lucky lucky barsteward <_< I can never find decent cars cheap, mine are either decent or cheap, never both, you sir have both there as far as i can see. Mutter mutter mutter
  4. Hey you ever seen a gear box explode?? If you ragg it in too much in first the cogs can come through the floor
  5. Hi Doug I can't answere too many of ya questions as I have not seen the coach model you talk of, is this a minibus with the fixed seat design? I like mine for sure it is very powerful but not without it's niggles, I would have the rad flushed for sure then make sure the heater gets well hot, if not you have airlock, if you do it will kill the head in very very short order, I know it did mine . If you are towing long distances get the turbo and an electric fan too, that way power to spare, the non turbo ones seem to be ok, a few of the guys in our yahoo group have them and are more than happy. Good luck eh? PS don't touch the 2.4.
  6. This has been about for ages and was reported here maybe a year ago??
  7. But apparently beaten to it, sorry i didn't actually see the original posting. Rgds Simon the chavhater
  8. My super custom limited has three, a tilt above the driver, power slide in the middle huge, risk of kids being sucked out and a powered tilt at the rear. Mine has hot cold box, coffee pot rotating seats, etc, i have mine facing in all the time loads of room then. Economy not good, but mine is a turbo, goes like stink. Your choice, can't you find one already landed? Have a look in yahoo groups we are the super custom anoraks
  9. Chav jokes 1.What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. (or Britney Spears) 7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. 12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the "Gary"! A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year". The chav says "You're having me on!" The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"
  10. Ouch mate not good at all, rest though , lots of quality rest, my youngest had it a while back, he was 7 at the time, GP said it was the youngest case he had ever heard of, but he did say rest. Oh yeah calomine lotion is good for the sores, keep it in the fridge. Get well soon eh?
  11. Master_Simon


    If it is anything like my Hiace then use a thicker oil, mine uses the thin stuff like it is running out the bottom, proper heavy weight turbo diesel oil, middle price band. The magnatec is great but too thin, btw mine is low mileage, not even done 50 thou yet.
  12. hey what about other?? Some of us drive stuff not originally destined for these shores
  13. Mate I'd leave it well alone, if you have any electronic goodies on yours, they won't operate properly if you convert to MPH, my hiace has adjustable supsension and other stuff and none of em work, they think when I am doing 60 mph, the car thinks it is doing 36mph ;) Just do some simple sums eh?? 100K = 62miles
  14. Well let me see Merc v Lexus... Nice choice, very nice choice
  15. Hi Try wellhouse, but they are not on the south coast, in fact bit of a drive, but may be worth the trip. If you do yahoo groups we have a group there dedicated to the Hiace line. Link escapes me at the mo. Welcome anyway. Which model do you have then?
  16. Personally I love the shape of the Skyline, and having driven neither I cannot use that to decide me, but with unlimited play car funds..............um Skyline, in black, oh yeah must have a large section bit of air conditioning duct sticking out the back, yeah it might be sad but I love the sound of a Skyline, shallow I may be...
  17. Blimey you must have gone to harvey too then??
  18. Let me think would I rather be run over by a car or ripped to bits by a pack of hounds :(
  19. All right for your hobby you are a contortionist, but what do you do for a living?
  20. On my 3.0 td hiace supercustom ltd I am now paying 296 pounds as opposed to my last quote from tesco which was for 594!! I use lifesure. I am not retired and have full protected NCB.
  21. I am just about to change jobs now, I half way through my second to last day, finish here at 20.00 Saturday nite. Currently a Digital TV Broadcast Systems Engineer. Soon to be a Industrial Computer and Display Design Engineer Hurrah no more poxy shifts, no more poxy weekends Time with the kids See more of the trouble ;) Ah well can't winnem all eh?? OH yeah if ya in Bromley at lunchtime, nip in the Star & Garter, I'll be the one sipping soda water
  22. Yes what about drag hunting? That way the hooray henries can ride to their hearts content. Can anyone remember being frightened, really frightened, like you really think your time has come? The feeling like you are going to poo yourself with fright? Imagine being chased by a group of blood thirsty predators who are intent on ripping you to bits. Sport? And lest we forget are stags vermin too? I see stags breaking into chicken houses and killing lots of chickens, happens all the time down my way, so why chase em with dogs until they are so knackered they can barely stand?? Sport pah? As for condemning the fox for breaking into chicken houses, he is a wild animal who is acting on instinct, his instincts tell him to kill to eat, if he sees lots of captive animals he will attack much the same as a domestic dog is capable of killing sheep, the fox is no different to things like mink or any other critters of that ilk, if surrounded by potential targets they will keep attacking until they are too tired to do it any more.
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