New Virus

[Raistlin]

There is a new virus, The code name is WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take five friends and go straight to the nearest bar.

Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway...it never hurts to be safe.

THANK GOODNESS I GOT THIS IN TIME :D

[Red Yaris 54]

I applied my anti-virus measures to this at the end of April 2009 ;)

I now regularly check that the virus does not infect me exactly in the manner that you describe.

I can confirm that the WORK virus is totally deleted from my system :P ;)

[Boro Sera]

I've encountered people ( mainly Council workers ) who, although in employment, are completely immune to this strain .

[Bizarra]

I applied my anti-virus measures to this at the end of April 2009 ;)

I now regularly check that the virus does not infect me exactly in the manner that you describe.

I can confirm that the WORK virus is totally deleted from my system :P ;)

I totally agree with what you have said :D

I have deleted the virus to such an extent that I have a violent reaction if it is mentioned

I apply liberal amounts of red wine as frequently as possible, just to be safe Medicinal purposes only !

[Devil-ish]

Hmmm have partially deleted this virus (only WORK 2 days a week)....wish I could win lottery and finally delete it altogether........sighs

[balli hi]

I'm heavily infected , i have started on all the diy that i promised the wife i would do ages ago lol , her naggin was getting so bad that i have finally succumb , so i now find that when i go off to work , i'm actually going to work to get a rest

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you! :wacko:

[Red Yaris 54]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you! :wacko:

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

[Bizarra]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you! :wacko:

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

[Raistlin]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

[Red Yaris 54]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

[Raistlin]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

Are you allowed to talk about work now ...............

[Red Yaris 54]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

Are you allowed to talk about work now ...............

It is all a distant memory now...........he he

[Bizarra]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

Are you allowed to talk about work now ...............

It is all a distant memory now...........he he

I wish it was :( A year & a half later , I still have nightmares about it, hand on heart In one of the worst, the Dry Cleaning machine was outside in a graveyard Another bad one was when all the steam valves were leaking & I couldn't find the right spanners to tighten them

I never realised until I quit how uptight & involved I was :P

[ricc]

Fortunately for me 'WORK' can not be caught whilst being housebound. Similar to Swine Flu its mainly contracted via human to human interaction (or in some organisations Human to Freak interaction), of which I deffinately have been abstaining. Doctors orders. Hahaha.

[Raistlin]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

Are you allowed to talk about work now ...............

It is all a distant memory now...........he he

I wish it was :( A year & a half later , I still have nightmares about it, hand on heart In one of the worst, the Dry Cleaning machine was outside in a graveyard Another bad one was when all the steam valves were leaking & I couldn't find the right spanners to tighten them

I never realised until I quit how uptight & involved I was :P

I bet its good to make a CLEAN break :D

[Bizarra]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling :P ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

Are you allowed to talk about work now ...............

It is all a distant memory now...........he he

I wish it was :( A year & a half later , I still have nightmares about it, hand on heart In one of the worst, the Dry Cleaning machine was outside in a graveyard Another bad one was when all the steam valves were leaking & I couldn't find the right spanners to tighten them

I never realised until I quit how uptight & involved I was :P

I bet its good to make a CLEAN break :D

It certainly is. but I think I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms- no supposedly lethal fumes

[Raistlin]

I'm too lazy to get the WORK virus.

As far as I'm concerned, attempting to delete it is WORK. So your infected either way.

Ponder that paridox why don't you!

I think that you need to WORK on your spelling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

I was going to make a similar remark, Steve but my Son was home for a while so I didn't . Wanted to spend some quality time with him. We sat a chatted till 3 am :P

Without a hint of alcohol... Not :P

Alcohol will NOT kill the Work Virus...................It will just make it get all silly and giggly

Are you allowed to talk about work now ...............

It is all a distant memory now...........he he

I wish it was :( A year & a half later , I still have nightmares about it, hand on heart In one of the worst, the Dry Cleaning machine was outside in a graveyard Another bad one was when all the steam valves were leaking & I couldn't find the right spanners to tighten them

I never realised until I quit how uptight & involved I was :P

I bet its good to make a CLEAN break :D

It certainly is. but I think I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms- no supposedly lethal fumes

Whats that quote "I love the smell of trichloroethane in the morning" or was it napalm I forget :D

[Bizarra]

Dunno if this is a new thing, but I replied, again, & got the error notice "You have posted more than the permitted blocks of texts"

Anyways, my reply was going to be--- Perchloroethylene & Boiler fumes do it for me I think that "Trich" is banned now & they are making life difficult for "Perc" but can't find anything good enough to replace it