Urgent Missing Report

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URGENT MISSING REPORT...

ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY.

ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''.

IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F***ING JULY.

HERE'S A SKETCH ARTISTS IMPRESSION RELEASED BY THE POLICE TODAY:

[Moffmo]

Lol nice one!

[Braindead]

Found it!

Just been to Portugal for a week and there it was!

[Boro Sera]

It's been on Teesside all day !

Dunno what everyone else is complaining about !

[vmail]

Its here in Vlissingen

[martin_longbow]

Missing??

What what are you on??

Up here in Central Scotland and specifically Lanarkshire we have heard rumors and talk of such a one, but I am only 39 so have not been in the area long enough to witness this strange beats legendary appearance.

So welcome to the wet dark rainy place that I live in

[Red Yaris 54]

Cannot see any sign of it here at time of writing ;)

Maybee tommorow or even later today