Cool Things About Being A Man!

[jerry phipps]

Hi everyone

Got this as a email thought that you guys and girls would like to see this as well. Read and enjoy

Cool Things About Being A Man:

1- Your ***** is never a factor in a job interview.

2- Your orgasms are real. Always.

3- Your last name stays put.

4- The garage is all yours.

5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8- You don't give a rat's ***** if someone notices your new haircut.

9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10- Same work, more pay.

11- Wrinkles add character.

12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00

14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17- One mood, all the damn time.

18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20- You can open all your own jars.

21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.

23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".

27- No maxi-pads.'

28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37- The world is your urinal.

jerry!!

[Kelvyn]

Think there may be some comments from the female members.

[jerry phipps]

Think there may be some comments from the female members.

Yes i cant wait

jerry!!

[Funkadelic]

No. 37.

Amen to that!

[Yarisboy]

lol

[Leeky]

No 7

Most of the time but once or twice they havent and i've told them they are lie'in, and they dunno how to respond

[Demonic Angel]

I like it! Thats ace!

Well I'm a bird and I dont feel any need to comment - I think its fab and well funny and I will be forwarding it to all my girlfriends for them to giggle at! :D

Its funny actually how much all of that reminded me of my other half! :D

[Braindead]

38 - You're allowed to keep your moustache

[jerry phipps]

Cool glad you all like it

jerry!!

[kimi]

yep that sounds like my other half, 99% right apart

from no 4.

THE GARAGE IS MINE

kimi

[Surinder]

good old no 12

[jerry phipps]

good old no 12

I like no 6 :D

jerry!!

[pizza boy]

37- The world is your urinal.

Hmm dunno about that un applying to men only. In Glasgow this also applies to the female "working class" on thurs,fri and sat nights.

Its the most horrifying sight youll ever see.

[gordypix]

Men...........nothing like us eh!!!!

[louise3512uk]

Seen that before...very funny :D

BUT you can't try to tell me that men don't have mood swings!?!?!

Bibbs insists that it's my fault he has mood swings...due to my hormones!

Men are definately as moody as women :P

[jaxx]

quality! 12 and 34!

[Calisto]

I love it.

Where would we be without men.???????

And its all sooooo true.