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How About This Joke Peeps?


mad welshman
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A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.

A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.

"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK," ARE MY !Removed! BLACK?"

EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET" HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK,

"NURSE, ARE MY !Removed! BLACK ?"

FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS ***** IN ONE HAND AND HIS !Removed! IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND SAY'S, " THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK.....

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LOL!!! Thats better than the drunk driver!! LMFAO! Keep em coming dude :lol::lol:

just about to post another one :thumbsup:

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