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If you yelled for 8years, 7months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat 1 cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6years and 9 months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it.)

A pig’s !Removed! lasts 30minutes.

(In my next life, I wanna be a pig.)

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don’t try this at home…maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s*x by ripping the male’s head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the…?”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. Its like a human jumping the length of a football pitch.

(30 Minutes…Lucky pig. Can you imagine the mess?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still wanna be a pig… Quality not quantity.)

Right handed live, on average, 9 years longer than left handed people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to find that out?)

An Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know people like that)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s*x for pleasure.

(What about the :censor: pig?!!)

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