Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear.

[KidKoala]

Some people should be denied the right to own a car.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...4537255556&rd=1

[reece]

This is faster

[Blue84]

:ffs: HE IS SURE INTO SHOUTING I KNOW THAT!

No wonder a car like that has got less than 20k on the clock (apparently)..it's so bad it doesnt deserve to be driven!

[Demonic Angel]

Holy Mary Mother of God......

LOVES SHELL OPTIMAX JUST LIKE SHUMACHERS F1 CAR!

Sorry, I've just gotta do this.....

Thats me AND Jess rolling on the floor laughing!

[alanbradley]

I saw that on Barry Boys the other week and I really like it if its been done by someone having a laugh and extracting the urine, but if its been done by someone who is serious... Well, they nedd their heads looked at

A grand is just too much though...

A

[Calisto]

Some people take their cars way to seriously.

lol

[Demonic Angel]

Oh no - here it comes again......

MORE LOOKS THAN A FERRARI ENZO AND A TENTH OF THE COSTS!!!!!!

I know we love our cars but this guy is taking love wayyyyy to far!

[reece]

A grand is just too much though...

I don't think so Alan, I would let him give me a grand to drive that away!...

[Rookey]

That is SO funny .. can you imagine bibbs driving that?lol

Even the chavs would laugh ...

[Twincam.GTi]

Somebodys lunatic has bid £2000 now!!!

[Moffmo]

Somebodys lunatic has bid £2000 now!!!

           

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SOME MOTHERS DO 'AVE EM!

[jaxx]

more looks than an enzo!

ok then!

still remember convincing a mate you started a 126 up like a lawnmower with the pull cord! he still swears blind today thats how you get them going

[LORD_ED]

Bridgestone details- goodyear tyres = classic sign of chavdom

[urotsukidoji_badassdemon]

HOLY SMOKE, Michael Schumacher's 2005 F1 winning Ferrari.

[Stu8]

Thats got to be a wind up. :D

[Rookey]

SOLD!

£2050!!!

crazy!

[Demonic Angel]

SOLD!

£2050!!!

crazy!

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I'm speechless.....

He can sell that atrocity of a car and my other halfs car (which is a normal car!) has been in the Autotrader for 2 weeks and not one measly phone call!

Theres something not quite right in the world.....

[KidKoala]

Wierdos tbh.

[nrgizerbunny]

is it the picture or does the drivers footwell look about big enough for a 3 year olds feet? and what is GODD miles?

CHAV! OOh i found this on the civic forum it cracked me up. I hope nobody is from barnsely, the fiat chappie might be though!

Subject: Barnsley Earthquake Appeal

A major earthquake measuring 5.9 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of March 17 2005.

Epicentre: Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England.

News of the disaster was swiftly carried by 85,000 racing pigeons. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering 'foookinell' and

'choofinnorah'.

The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.

Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Radio Barnsley

reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.

One resident, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite, a 15yr old mother of seven said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler Morgan and Britney Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching

Trisha the next morning" .

Apparently though looting, and car crime did carry on as normal.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of sunny

delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal

belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth duke at

Argos and bone china from Poundland.

How Can You Help?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster.

Clothing is most sought after, items need include:

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his & hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sports socks

Rockport boots

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs include

Microwave meals,

tins of baked beans,

ice-cream, and

cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms,

£2.00 buys fish, chips & blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9,

£5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Urgently required is tinned whippet food.

Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair

on the population in neighbouring areas.

[Demonic Angel]

is it the picture or does the drivers footwell look about big enough for a 3 year olds feet? and what is GODD miles?

CHAV! OOh i found this on the civic forum it cracked me up. I hope nobody is from barnsely, the fiat chappie might be though!

Subject: Barnsley Earthquake Appeal

A major earthquake measuring 5.9 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of March 17 2005.

Epicentre: Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England.

News of the disaster was swiftly carried by 85,000 racing pigeons. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering 'foookinell' and

'choofinnorah'.

The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.

Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Radio Barnsley

reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.

One resident, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite, a 15yr old mother of seven said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler Morgan and Britney Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching

Trisha the next morning" .

Apparently though looting, and car crime did carry on as normal.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of sunny

delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal

belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth duke at

Argos and bone china from Poundland.

How Can You Help?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster.

Clothing is most sought after, items need include:

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his & hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sports socks

Rockport boots

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs include

Microwave meals,

tins of baked beans,

ice-cream, and

cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms,

£2.00 buys fish, chips & blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9,

£5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Urgently required is tinned whippet food.

Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair

on the population in neighbouring areas.

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PMSL!

Never been to Barnsley - I'm sure its a lovely place though!

[Red Yaris 54]

more looks than an enzo!

ok then!

still remember convincing a mate you started a 126 up like a lawnmower with the pull cord! he still swears blind today thats how you get them going

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You actually did start the 126 by pulling up a lever next to the handbrake cable. It was connected to a bowden cable that went back to the starter motor, engaged the starter motor then put electrical power to the starter motor through the attached solenoid.

If the cable snapped (quite often) you just used to open the rear engine cover and push the starter motor lever/solenoid with a wooden stick.

How do I know all this........I used to have a 126 from new many,many years ago

[Bibbs]

That is SO funny .. can you imagine bibbs driving that?lol

Even the chavs would laugh ...

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Cheeky sod