Beer

[LORD_ED]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants

us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the

history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a

can!

~Dave Howell

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,

of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the

Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move

as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is

the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This

natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed

and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of

the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only

operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of

alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the

slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular

consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster

and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a

few beers."

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

[Karma Supra]

I like that end logic!!!

[Demonic Angel]

Ha ha haaa - classic!

So the same theory works for Vodka too? :D

[Ryan1985]

I'll drink to that! :D

I'll get my coat...