Very Severe Headache

[Roger Goodier]

A guy who has suffered for the last 20 years with a very severe head ache eventualy decides to spend some of his lifes savings by going to see a headache specialist(instead of buying a new toyota) Anyway the specialist tells him he has some good news and some bad news.The good news is I'v found out you have a very rare disorder,your testicals are pressing hard up aginst the bottom of your spine and that is causing the headaches.The good news is I can cure you but for that I wiil need to castrate you. The guy thought about it ,this was going to be a serious desicion .Eventualy he decides to go under the knife .He comes out of hospital feeling somewhat a new man .His headache has gone and now he can start to live again with out the headache.HE decides to go shopping and treat himself and while passing a tailors shop decides on a new suit.IN he goes and is greeted by a very old tailor"new suit please.the tailor looks at him and says ...44short 31 inside leg.The guy is amazed How d yo know that he asks 50 years in the trade says the tailor we get to know these things.How about a new shirt to go with the suit OK says the guy.Immediatly the tailor goes into auto mode... 31 sleeve 16 collor.Brilliant says the guy ..how did you know...50 years in the trade we get to know these things was the reply.....New shoes sir?,,OK ...again the tailor gets it right Size 8 e.Spot on says the guy how can you tell ..50 yearsin the trade we ge to know these things.Like some new underware?The guy thinks and then thinks s why not."Yes please". 36Yfronts says the tailor.AH! says the guy got you there I've been a 32 y front for the last 20 years .Oh says the tailor you mustn't where those ,they will push you testacls hard up against your spine and give you a very severe headache!! MORAL to this story ALWAYS GET A ESCOND OPINION