How To Dump The Bird....

[Jimlad]

Lol...

New bird... needing dumped.

Ideas please !!

Bonus : Don't live with this one so should be easier.

awaiting your ideas..... :)

[Calisto]

Jimlad, you ever thought of writting a book on this subject.????? :P

[Fidgits]

Erm...

Your not who i thought you were...

This just aint working for me...

Get lost...

If you dont stop calling me Im getting a restraining order..

I'd rather live a life all alone than spend another minute with you...

You make my skin crawl, so i dont think this will work out

I only slept with you so i could sleep with your sister/mum

If you were good in bed we'd have a future together, so have a good life and dont let the door hit you on the way out...

I think you've given me VD...

I met more interesting door frames than you...

[Jimlad]

lol..... should do... I'm only 24 tho... will wait until I'm a bit older with lots of different situations to write about.

Should be a good read !! :D

[Calisto]

So whats wrong with this latest one, need an oil change?????

[knowlson]

Go down the pub get drunk and come on to another girl then she will dump you

[Jimlad]

So whats wrong with this latest one, need an oil change?????

lol...

I like the idea of being single and pulling who ever I want.

I change my cars often.... lol

[Fidgits]

"I just used you to get over my ex... so job well done luv... byeeeeeeeee"

[Calisto]

Sexy crayola is reading this you had better watchout Two females on to you know.

[Jimlad]

ok.. the least cruel reason

[jaxx]

not havin a good day eh jim! :D

[EircamAE86]

Get a proper one mate!!!!

[Karma Supra]

"I'd rather pay Hitlers gas bill then ever set eyes on you again" should do the trick nicely mate

[JappyBeast]

James.. why do you feel like you have to come on TOC everytime you want to dump a girlfriend?

If its the 32 year old you were telling me about then BE A MAN.. tell her its over. Stop being a sap posting about it behind her back on here!

Being able to go out and pull seems like a good thing when you are in a relationship but a few months down the line you will want a serious relationship, someone to be there for you.

You are 24.. you dont want to die alone now do you?

[Leeky]

I swear me and Jimlad are one and the same bloke

Its a vicious circle unfortunately. When your with someone you wanna play the field and then when your playing the field you want to be with someone.

Unfortunately being with someone and playing the field isnt a good idea :D

Do what i do and take the cowards way out

Txt or call her and end it. :crutchy:

[ZeroBlade]

haha they're words from a friend alrite.

but we all know jim can't make up his mind about nething to do with his car, so i dont think girls r ne different for him.

pity he can't pay for her to have a respray... then again plastic surgery mite help...

boob job, facial etc i'm sure u can afford it, heh.

on a more serious note does she know about ur previous relationship?

u can tell her gently that it's not working between you to, u need some space cos u've just got out of a serious relationship and that you two are taking it a bit too fast, u'd rather not "go there" yet...

now this could go two ways for you m8.

i) she turns on the water works, swears/shouts/screams/rants/raves and breaks up with you.

or

ii) she understands and cools it down.

now b is the best bet cos from here u havea further 2 options...

i) see her now and then keep a slight relationship going

ii) new shag partner :) u can mess with any lass u want, and u'll probably always have her to fall back on

oh and jappys answer is biased cos he's all loved up ... :group-cuddles: haha

-Z

[JappyBeast]

oh and jappys answer is biased cos he's all loved up ... :group-cuddles: haha

-Z

True! I'm never letting this one go.

[ZeroBlade]

heh, go 4 it.

if she makes you happy, is fit & drives a nice car then she's perfect for ya

-Z

[Demonic Angel]

My personal fave is

"Its not you, its me"

Hides a multitude of sins! :P Although saying this I would not like to be the lady in question and being a woman and sticking up for womankind, I really feel sorry for her! Poor lass - what did she do?

Lemmee guess - she started filling your bathroom cabinet with Tampax and bought you a "World Best Boyfriend" mug.... :D Or has she turned psycho a la Single White Female..... lol

Either way - poor lass! :D :D

ps You are a naughty boy! :D

[Jimlad]

James.. why do you feel like you have to come on TOC everytime you want to dump a girlfriend?

If its the 32 year old you were telling me about then BE A MAN.. tell her its over. Stop being a sap posting about it behind her back on here!

Being able to go out and pull seems like a good thing when you are in a relationship but a few months down the line you will want a serious relationship, someone to be there for you.

You are 24.. you dont want to die alone now do you?

blah, blah..... blah.

I'm only 24 dude... loads of time to get a "serious" bird.

[Jimlad]

lol...

she not really done anything.

Like Zeroblade said... I can never make my mind up. Oh.. and I get bored very easily.

[Demonic Angel]

My blokey was like that - until I whipped him into shape!

Now we are moving in together! :D

But hey, if thats not your thing, its not your thing! Stay single, go out, have fun with your mates while your young...

After all, you have all the time in the world to find Miss Right!

[Jimlad]

I'll just have to have Miss Right... Miss Right 2, Miss Right 3, Miss Right Reserve, Miss Right ( oh I've had 10pints, you'll do ).

lol

[JappyBeast]

loads of time to get a "serious" bird.

Thats what you think... next you know, you are 30 and all your friends have settled with really nice girls.

[knightrider]

sounds like me, just dont wanna settle then again im only 17! y the hell shud i?