Classic One Liners...

[silvasurfa]

Genius of Peter Kay ...

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.

I said, 'Thyroid' problem?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I

realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked

him to forgive me.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten

years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go

swimming.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my stepladder. I don't get on

with my real ladder.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered

French Toast during the renaissance.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire' which is probably why he

got thrown out of the fire brigade.

s*x is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd

better have a good hand.

I saw six men kicking and punching the Mother in law. My neighbour said

'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give

the wrong answers.

You know that look women get when they want s*x?

Me neither.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[CoRoLLa_KiD]

Some Chubby Brown there too :P