A Funny Thing Happened...

[reece]

Just got to bed at 2am on New Year's Day when I heard the doorbell...looked out of the window and there was a drunk standing at the front door.

'What do you want?'

'Can you give me a push?'

'B off - its 2am!'....back to bed.

Wife says, 'Remember when we got stuck and someone gave us a push?'

So, on with anorak and downstairs, opened the door...

'Do you still need a push?'

'Yes please!'

'Where are you'

'Over here on your swing!'

[kimi]

nice one

[Dan H]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus!!! still, one to remember for work on the 4th.