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JustJJ
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Hehehe.... sorry if you have seen it before :bye:

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar

and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks

a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts

to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him.

The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you?

Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why

are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."

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lol sounds about ur level :P

Remind me to beat you to within an inch of your life next time I see you Chris ;) hehehee

what do you mean 'my level'? :unsure: *looks innocent

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LOL JJ although it made me giggle, promise me that you wont give up the day job.

:group-cuddles: :thumbsup:

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Ok i admit it... i laughed too!!

Reminded me of this one.... Man walks into bar holding a piece of tarmac, steps up to the bar and says... " I'll have two drinks, one for me, and one for the road!"

Another shockingly bad classic!

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Ok i admit it... i laughed too!!

Reminded me of this one.... Man walks into bar holding a piece of tarmac, steps up to the bar and says... " I'll have two drinks, one for me, and one for the road!"

Another shockingly bad classic!

LOL Its early and I pmsl at that one :eek:

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