New Course For Men

[stevetubbyturbo]

I was given this at work to enrol the male employees on this course it reads

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

This course covers two days and topics inclue:

DAY ONE

How to fill ice cube trays

step by step guide with slide presentation

Toilet rolls- Do they grow on the holders

Roundtable discussion

Differences between laundry basket and floor

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

Loss of virility

Losing the remote control to your significant other-Help line and support groups

Learning how to find things

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "it's not there", "you've moved it" or "we've run out"- Open forum

DAY TWO

Empty milk cartons; Do they belong in the fridge or the bin?

Group discussion and role play

Health watch; Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health

Powerpoint presentation

Real men ask for directions when lost

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?

Driving simulation

Living with adults; Basic differences between your mother and your partner

Online class and role playing

How to be the ideal shopping companion

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

Remembering important dates and calling when you're going to be late

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

Getting over it; learning how to live with being wrong all the time

Individual counsellors available

[cfc1]

How to fill ice cube trays

What?? are we supposed to fill them.. thay aint automatic then??

Toilet rolls- Do they grow on the holders

Mine seem to grow there **shrugs**

Differences between laundry basket and floor

Whats laundry?

Learning how to find things

If they are put where i look.. it would solve the problem. :D

Empty milk cartons; Do they belong in the fridge or the bin?

Milk doesn't belong in the fridge.. thats for beer.. and only beer :ffs:

Health watch; Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health

I'm allergic to flowers.. (she thinks i am anyway.. and it WILL stay that way)

Real men ask for directions when lost

I never get lost.. except when i'm being told how to get there.

Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?

I'm sure it meant to say.. as she tries.

Living with adults; Basic differences between your mother and your partner

What difference??

How to be the ideal shopping companion

Wait for her in the pub.

Remembering important dates and calling when you're going to be late

I KNOW my birthday.. i'm alway's late, she knows this... why phone?

Getting over it; learning how to live with being wrong all the time

After 14 years (or something like that) of wedded bliss.. being wrong is an art that has taken me some time to perfect.

[stevetubbyturbo]

very similar to what i was thinking when i first saw it at work

[Demonic Angel]

Getting over it; learning how to live with being wrong all the time

Perhaps some of your guys need a course in that?

SoTOC are always right!

[houston]

How to be the ideal shopping companion

Wait for her in the pub.

lol, that kind of advice could stop world wars!!!