Husbands And Boyfriends.... Take Note.

[Calisto]

THE HORMONE WARNING

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a

man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in

the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to eat out?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

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DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

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DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

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DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

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DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dress!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

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10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pissy Mood Syndrome

10. Potential Murder Suspect

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Number 2 and 10 are about right :D

[Al J]

Very good though they're already indelibly imprinted on my brain.

Safer that way.

[Calisto]

Good for you mate. Now SoTOC just have to make the rest of the male population understand and comply. :bookworm:

[Twincam.GTi]

[Leeky]

Easy wasy to avoid a woman in one of those moods.....go down the pub :D

Im one of those guys who cant tolerate people in foul moods, regardless of whether its because of hormones or not ;)

[KidKoala]

[Caz SR]

Easy wasy to avoid a woman in one of those moods.....go down the pub  :D

Im one of those guys who cant tolerate people in foul moods, regardless of whether its because of hormones or not  ;)

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Works both ways hun.

[Leeky]

Easy wasy to avoid a woman in one of those moods.....go down the pub  :D

Im one of those guys who cant tolerate people in foul moods, regardless of whether its because of hormones or not  ;)

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Works both ways hun.

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Busted...im gonna get it now

*mental note - remember girlfriend is active on your forum ;)

[KidKoala]

Busted...im gonna get it now 

Thats not usually a bad thing

[Gnome]

Being a single (free) man, I don't have to worry about this too much....

:P

[Caz SR]

Yes and all us girls know about the Male version... BCS - Broken Car Syndrome. Boy, when the brown stuff hits the fan (belt), no bloke is worth approaching. It's PMS x1000.

Down the local for a drink girls?

[Gnome]

Lol.....

We don't get stroppy! Well, I don't anyways - I just get ****** off instead!

It doesn't usually last for a week though either! :P

[JustJJ]

Yes and all us girls know about the Male version... BCS - Broken Car Syndrome. Boy, when the brown stuff hits the fan (belt), no bloke is worth approaching. It's PMS x1000.

Down the local for a drink girls?

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Ahhh you forget the IMS Charis my dear ;)

IMS - Irritable Male Syndrome

Prone to affecting all males (usually between ages of 40-60) and can strike at any given opportunity!

:P

Its real too! CLICKY!

[KidKoala]

Thats fair enough, when my car breaks I will bite peoples heads off tbh :S

[Leeky]

IMS - Irritable Male Syndrome

Prone to affecting all males (usually between ages of 40-60) and can strike at any given opportunity!

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40 huh? In that case women need to enjoy how we act at the moment before its too late

[Caz SR]

IMS - Irritable Male Syndrome

Prone to affecting all males (usually between ages of 40-60) and can strike at any given opportunity!

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40 huh? In that case women need to enjoy how we act at the moment before its too late

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...and before the testosterone levels drop. Yours or mine this weekend hun? ;) :P

[GIDDLEPIN]

THE HORMOAN WARNING

The Hormoan Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a

man has to do is open his wallet and he takes his wife/girlfriend in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a workshop manual in

the garage of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: Can I have a new dress?

SAFER: Can I help pay for it?

SAFEST: Shall I get the latest fasion?

ULTRA SAFE: Let's buy it from Oxfam

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DANGEROUS: Does my bum look big in this?

SAFER: I'll wear the right size clothes.

SAFEST: you're right it is BIG!

ULTRA SAFE: I'll go on a diet.

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DANGEROUS: Why the long face?

SAFER: Maybe I'm wrong.

SAFEST: You're definately right!

ULTRA SAFE: Did you enjoy that?

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DANGEROUS: Eating that is bad for you!

SAFER: I'll put the chip pan on.

SAFEST: How do you like your steak?

ULTRA SAFE: Was that good for you?

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DANGEROUS: Are you going to work?

SAFER: I'll ring you in sick.

SAFEST: I'll work more overtime.

ULTRA SAFE: Do you want me to do that again?

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10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. Pass My Socks

2. Pass My Shoes

3. Pass My Smokes (if you smoke)

4. Pass My Stella

5. Pass My Spanner

6. Pass My Supper

7. Pour More Stella

8. Practice More Sex

9. Practice More Sex

10. Practice More Sex

[Moffmo]

Easy wasy to avoid a woman in one of those moods.....go down the pub  :D

Im one of those guys who cant tolerate people in foul moods, regardless of whether its because of hormones or not  ;)

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Works both ways hun.

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calm down dear...

Have some chocolate :D

[Chuck04]

hahaha classic

[Blaze]

Well i hope darren reads this when he gets home!!

Looks like ill be going out for dinner now! :D

[Demonic Angel]

After 2 years Rich still doesnt get it ..... I'll email him that now me thinks - a not-so-subtle hint!

[GIDDLEPIN]

After 2 years Rich still doesnt get it    ..... I'll email him that now me thinks - a not-so-subtle hint!

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Bet you don't e-mail my version

[Boro Sera]

Hormones.............!Removed! copout - that's all it is.

It's not like it's the first time.........Every month, regular as clockwork, for years.

You're stuck with it so why not LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT........only the first few times are justifiably allowed as an excuse.

[scionic]

Hormones.............!Removed! copout - that's all it is.

It's not like it's the first time.........Every month, regular as clockwork, for years.

You're stuck with it so why not LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT........only the first few times are justifiably allowed as an excuse.

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WORD.

I get the jokes, but I don't have a sense of humor about being a submissive little wimp just because it's "that time of the month"

Funk that.

Take some Prozac or something. I'm going out for a beer with the boys.

[Blue84]

7. Pardon My Sobbing

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Haha boy do I know that one! :!Removed!: