Perfect Husband!

[bigshark]

> > > >THE PERFECT HUSBAND

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> > > >Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...

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> > > >A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the

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> > > >hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

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> > > >Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "Hello"...

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> > > >

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> > > >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "Yes"

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> > > >

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> > > >WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this

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> > > >beautiful leather coat...It's only £1,000... Is it

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> > > >OK if I buy it...?"

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...

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> > > >

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> > > >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership

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> > > >and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"...

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "How much...?"

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> > > >

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> > > >WOMAN: "£60,000"

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"

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> > > >

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> > > >WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the

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> > > >house we wanted last year is back on the market...

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> > > >They're asking £950,000"

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,

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> > > >but just offer £900,000."

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> > > >

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> > > >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"

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> > > >

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> > > >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"

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> > > >

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> > > >The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room

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> > > >are looking at him in astonishment...

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> > > >Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"

[earpl]

pmsl :D nice one

[Caz SR]

Ouch! Good one. :D

[Chuck04]

heard before but still craks me up

[knightrider]

some good jokes on here today!

[Kev Mc]

Never heard that, couldnt predict of how it was going to end, I thought it was brilliant!!!

[Demonic Angel]

Ha ha haa - thats brilliant!

I wanna marry the guy who owns that phone!