If You Had To Describe Yourself For A "singles ...

[caz]

advert" what would u put ??

:censor: :censor: :censor: :censor:

:meet:

[CAMSHAFT]

HORNY

[Fidgits]

cynic, enjoys meals and nights out, but any mention of relationship, commitment, the M word or children and i'm outta there.

:D

[Kerby]

HORNY

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we know that from ur topics in gold

[CAMSHAFT]

HORNY

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we know that from ur topics in gold

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what? never

[sotal]

HORNY

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we know that from ur topics in gold

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what? never

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Talking of which - that's a rather nice !Removed! in your avatar

[Demonic Angel]

Bright, bubbly & fun

Sits at home every night stroking her puss

[Karma Supra]

Stunning shy and very tolerant

[Blue84]

20, Brunette with a GSOH ;)

[Lenry]

Funny, Helpful, very down to earth, But boring at the same time.

[silvasurfa]

LARGE

[Kerby]

20, Brunette with a GSOH  ;)

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uv done this before havent u? :P

[CAMSHAFT]

LARGE AND HORNY

[silvasurfa]

gettin the picture now cam!

[Demonic Angel]

LARGE AND HORNY

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Like this?

:P

[CAMSHAFT]

yea thats about right even down to the frustrated look on its face, i`m ready to jump anything

but i`ll wait till Àisling gets home

[mad welshman]

BEAST

[MIP]

Girlfriend just split up with me. Immensly bitter.

Have I pulled yet?

[GIDDLEPIN]

At the moment I suppose it would be:

Old, unemployed, skint, male full of cold and feeling sorry for himself, seeks female with all her own teeth and a pulse, to rub vic on his chest.

[Moffmo]

GAIYADUDOSHHAGAKLSY

:D

Id not bother... desperate woman... :|

[Gnome]

Large than life male (literally), 22, GSOH, hazel brown hair. brown eyes, 5'8".

Spends far too much time perving over women at car and bike shows....

:D

[jaxx]

GSOH? what does that mean?

me, possibly

warm, caring, sensual, tactile, groping, probing, poking little s**t, seeks some tart or other

or something along the lines of

Ugly c**t with small d**k, poor hygine, moral turpitude, weight problem, haliotosis, right wing views and ringworm seeks beautiful young lady for fun nights in

[Kerby]

GSOH = Good Sence Of Humour

[Bibbs]

will shag for food ..

[Moffmo]

GSOH? what does that mean?

me, possibly

warm, caring, sensual, tactile, groping, probing, poking little s**t, seeks some tart or other

or something along the lines of

Ugly c**t with small d**k, poor hygine, moral turpitude, weight problem, haliotosis, right wing views and ringworm seeks beautiful young lady for fun nights in

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well thats what they are translated to

I.E.

ugly, No sense of humour, cant pull, am now desperate, looking for someone else who is desperate as am not desired