I Look Like A Taxi :-(

[Carp Stalker]

Hi

I have bought a 52 plate Avanvis d4d CDX, Saloon 4door in metalic blue, how can i stop lookin like a Taxi, i ask because i been ask asked by two ladies if', i'm the taxi they ordered as i got out to go in the shop, Now this is a plus as in fact i'm single :-) But i don't want to look like a Taxi

This is beeing asked in a Humourous way :-) The car is fantastic i should have had an Avisis a long time ago :-)

[SMW]

:D

Take the beaded seat cover off, empty the ash tray and stop cupping your hand to your mouth and saying things like ''two one to base I've got P.O.B for the Red Lion then straight to my airport run, over''

[jaxx]

lol

a nice set of rims and sideskirts wouldnt go amiss matey :D

[EastLondonGuy]

Ha - this is funny....in fact I just noticed from my Avensis bought out the auction that I have 2 aerials in my roof - the one near the screen for my radio and another bee-sting style (although it is more upright) which I have no idea of - is this the GPs one for the Sat Nav?

[SMW]

No - there is no external aerial for the sat nav.

[Fat Slob]

Hi

I have bought a 52 plate Avanvis d4d CDX, Saloon 4door in metalic blue, how can i stop lookin like a Taxi, i ask because i been ask asked by two ladies if', i'm the taxi they ordered as i got out to go in the shop, Now this is a plus as in fact i'm single :-) But i don't want to look like a Taxi

This is beeing asked in a Humourous way :-) The car is fantastic i should have had an Avisis a long time ago :-)

I shouldn't worry about a reaction like that, its much worse owning a BMW 3 series. Most people just think "there's a mobile phone rep" or more commonly "look there's a complete t****r" with small genitals"

[sjrainsford]

He he! I had the same thing in mine. They are a classic Taxi in the Brum area!

[taximark]

Use it to you're advantage pal, charge the ladies a tenner, get their phone numbers and with that tenner they gave you you can eventually go the the shop and buy a bottle of wine to bring round to theirs!

Stop being a wimp!

[Carp Stalker]

Hehehe, i explained to the last lady that asked, i was not the taxi, but have had 2 dates with her, things are on the up hehe ;-)