Let He Who Is Without Sin

[daktari]

AD30. An adulterous woman is about to be stoned to death in Jerusalem.

The mob are baying for blood and closing in on the unfortunate wench when Jesus pushes his way through the thronging mass of bodies. He reaches the front of the crowd and raises his hands. It's then he utters his now famous phrase of ' Let he who is without sin cast the first stone'.

The crowd falls silent and shuffle about embarrassed by this statement and it's obvious implications.

Just then an elderly lady emerges from the crowd and shuffles towards the relieved looking adulteress with a loaf sized boulder in her hand.

She gets to within five yards and launches the rock which sails through the air and cracks the hapless victim on the temple, killing her stone dead.

Jesus looks at the woman and says.

!Removed! hell Mother, sometimes you really p*** me off. ;)

[Kev Mc]

I like it

[Gareth B]

LOL nice one