Posting Jokes

[bothwell_buyer]

Is anyone allowed to post to Raistlins Joke page - I didn't want to interrupt protocol?

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile." The Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.

You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[chatman]

It's OK to post into Raistlins joke page...keeps em all together that way.........

Good joke as well Bothy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Raistlin]

Help yourself, we are all friends here ;)

[Bizarra]

It's OK to post into Raistlins joke page...keeps em all together that way.........

Good joke as well Bothy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, but too many Paddy the Irishman Jokes recently. I am insulted, aggrieved & hurt :(

Don't worry :D I can take it. Keep them coming

[Bizarra]

It was an Englishman who thought of putting a lid on Toilets

But it was an Irishman who thought of cuting a hole in it :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[john1944]

It's OK to post into Raistlins joke page...keeps em all together that way.........

Good joke as well Bothy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, but too many Paddy the Irishman Jokes recently. I am insulted, aggrieved & hurt :(

Don't worry :D I can take it. Keep them coming

It is time the Irish stopped being made the recipient of jokes that make them appear to be people who can't get out of second gear.

Just look at the rate of exchange between sterling and the Euro !!!!!

[Bizarra]

It's OK to post into Raistlins joke page...keeps em all together that way.........

Good joke as well Bothy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, but too many Paddy the Irishman Jokes recently. I am insulted, aggrieved & hurt :(

Don't worry :D I can take it. Keep them coming

It is time the Irish stopped being made the recipient of jokes that make them appear to be people who can't get out of second gear.

Just look at the rate of exchange between sterling and the Euro !!!!!

Thanks, John Nicely put