Funniest Thing I Have Read In A Long Time

[Hou]

Please note the link has some naughty words and desciptions of things deemed to be of a sexual nature, no pictures so safe to read at work although you may end up in tears like we were!

http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FORUM/pg...mp;pageNumber=1

[Norfolk n Chance]

:lol2:

[Bizarra]

Absolutely brilliant

Great find :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[balli hi]

Absolute quality :lol2: :lol2:

This also made me laugh ... check out the guys user name........

bulldogs_nob 18/06/200910:44 Areet lads?

Been reading the board for a couple of days and thought I'd sign up.

Read this story last night and fxxxxn pi-sed mesell laughing.

Top quality comedy gold..and a great inspiration to me , hence the username .

[EchoRange]

That's 5 mins it took me to read it and about 20 mins of me trying to get some composure. One of the most disturbing, yet funniest thing's I've heard.

Jim Jefferies, eat your heart out!

[Phoenix999]

Now that was quality humour

[-T- Sport]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[Raistlin]

Brilliant :)