Polite Request

[Fidgits]

this is a polite request to please restrain yourselves this coming saturday...

April fools jokes on forums are obvious, boring, and about as funny as a root canal.

While you may be rolling in the aisles at your razor sharp wit, everyone else will roll their eyes at your efforts...

Its not big, its not clever, and if you just cant restrain yourself, bear in mind 'april fools' can traditionally only be performed the morning of April 1st... so if you havent got it in before 12pm, then im sorry you will have to wait another 364.5 days..

But really, forum april fools dont work, they're not funny and you'll just end up looking like a tit...

[GiJoe90]

Plus it's my Birthday so no picking on me!

Joe

[Bibbs]

Why is it only in the AM .. I never got that.

As it's on a Sat morning, you'll not hear from me (I'll be crying due to hangover).

[Caz SR]

April fools jokes on forums are obvious, boring, and about as funny as a root canal.

Guess what I'm having done around that time... Root canal!!!

...So no, I won't be laughing

Why is it only in the AM .. I never got that.

As it's on a Sat morning, you'll not hear from me (I'll be crying due to hangover).

Think it's considered 'bad luck' (or should that be bad taste) to pull a prank after this time.

[Bibbs]

Hmm, it seems a recient thing though, as I never remember it as a kid. It was always 24 hours of water balloons ;)

[Leeky]

Hmm, it seems a recient thing though, as I never remember it as a kid. It was always 24 hours of water balloons ;)

For me it was a day of throwing bog rolls around things like trees/staircases/doors and pouring baked beans onto teachers bonnets

(And no i dont condone damage to another persons property but that teacher deserved it and he drove a rust old Rover anyway )

[Fidgits]

no ben, its always been traditionally in the morning...

obviously pranksters like you just couldnt stop the fun </jack dee satrical tone of voice>

[Jinxed]

when i was a nipper(ahhhh all those years ago! ) there was a rhyme for anyone who tried to prank you after 12am..

"april fools has been and gone, now your a fool for calling me one"

no idea of its origin but...

[Karma Supra]

Nothing says comical booby trap, like a land mine

[JAHill]

Nothing says comical booby trap, like a land mine

... or coning off all of the exits on the M1. :)

[Matty]

Theres actually a morning on Saturdays? :o

I'll be in the land of nod, instead of pretending to be funny.

[Demonic Angel]

I have no plans to... however we're picking Richs bike up on Saturday.... he wont be best pleasef if that turns out to be an April Fool....

Plus its my Mum & Dads wedding anniversary - Dad always joked their wedding day was an April Fool gone horribly wrong....

[Blue84]

I'll only be in England until 7.30am, then I'm over to the Continent so I'm gonna be concentrating on getting the Yaris safely to Belgium instead of April Fools!

[Tegan]

Seriously though , One comedy half day out of 365 - think you need to lighten up fidge!

[Fidgits]

Tegan... reread my post...

I have nothing against funny...

but forum april fools are never funny...

[Tegan]

Well thats just your opinion - if people wanna post what you think are pointless april fools jokes then why not? There is plenty of other pointless stuff on the forum.

Just dont think it should be up to you if they post them or not ;)

[Fidgits]

i didnt say it was up to me...

it was a polite request not too - since they just dont work on forums, so its pointless, because its not even funny....

[jaxx]

im gonna post every concievable thing i can just to annoy you!

and im on nights so ive got a good 12 hours of solid work in the so called 'morning' :P

[JAHill]

Mock up a Recall Notice for any BMW owners out there and send it to them.

Still, wait long enough and I'm sure they'll get a genuine one.

[Fidgits]

im gonna post every concievable thing i can just to annoy you!

and im on nights so ive got a good 12 hours of solid work in the so called 'morning' :P

but that would be no different to any other day Rob...

[jaxx]

im gonna post every concievable thing i can just to annoy you!

and im on nights so ive got a good 12 hours of solid work in the so called 'morning' :P

but that would be no different to any other day Rob...

meh... takes one to know one :P

[Fidgits]

im gonna post every concievable thing i can just to annoy you!

and im on nights so ive got a good 12 hours of solid work in the so called 'morning' :P

but that would be no different to any other day Rob...

meh... takes one to know one :P

sticks and stones....

[RossP]

Won't be abything from me that's for sure, Bar i'm working in opens tonight and I predict a late rise from my pit tomorrow

[Bibbs]

sticks and stones....

whips and chains .. erm, what? :!Removed!:

[Fidgits]

sticks and stones....

whips and chains .. erm, what? :!Removed!:

sorry, i thought Rob was starting some cliche string or something...

and keep what you do behind closed doors there please ben...