Jackanory, Maybe?!

[jaxx]

Except one guy lost control of his combined harvestor, whilst watching the race, which then...

crashed into the local maccys d's........

[dave5282]

sending the burberry's outside flying towards....

[jaxx]

a dixons shopwindow with a handful of bricks..........

[dave5282]

all eagerly looking for....

[jaxx]

russel grant who happened to be holding....

[Blue84]

the special offers in Tesco

[Gareth B]

the AA man by the...

[gus]

a copy of this months autotrader

[cokg2]

wish had a shiny new Beemer on the cover

[jaxx]

with a flat tyre and a special offer on.........

[dave5282]

with a flat tyre and a special offer on.........

long distance travel to....

[kimi]

rampent rabbit factory

[Gareth B]

with a flat tyre and a special offer on.........

long distance travel to....

Mongolia

[jaxx]

rampent rabbits

which is a small island just off the north coast of......

[dave5282]

the isle of lesbos, home to....

[gus]

never never land, where peter and his friends were busy........

[jaxx]

cleaning the bathroom with..........

[dave5282]

cleaning the bathroom with..........

miss world, dressed in....

[Gareth B]

their tongues because of the mean old..

[gus]

saxo owners club members

[Moffmo]

[Stephen61]

who were all hiding in embarassement when

[Moffmo]

the boogieman popped out of one of the saxos owners club members nose

[Nizan]

and tipped fuel all over his car

[Stephen61]

but couldn't light it cause it looked so good parked next to a nova so he