R U Single?

[LORD_ED]

still single but picked up a 17yo stalker rang my mobile at 3:30 and 5:30 this morning. she conned me into giving her my number btw by asking for advive on nitrous and as i have blown up and engine twice with it i know no how to respect it. but shes freaking me out. i ised to have a stalker in slough but she ha dan escort cossie so ididnt mind that

help me

[Charlies Angel]

lolol stalkers!!!

[Paddy and the twinner]

Unlucky man, bunny boilers r the worst :!Removed!: But see if she's any good in the sack first :P

[Tom.B]

After my actions from last night I shall mostly be hiding from women for sometime

[Karma Supra]

In a relatioship and extremely happy!!

She's also thinking of joining TOC so I'd best behave 

Too late for that hunny!!

EWEEEEEEEEP :o :!Removed!:

[Tom.B]

oooerrr...karma i feel for you m8. Got this song stuck in my head "there may be trouble ahead"

[JustJJ]

*pats Karma...

I feel for ya mate ;) wouldnt want my other half on here hehehee

better watch what you say n do now

[~Rach~]

*hugs Charlie* Dont worry love lol

[Leeky]

Got a little stalker in practice going on Me and Bibbs pulled these two girls from NewZealand and i was talking to the ugly one out of the two just out of polite conversation.

Anyway i took her number because we didnt have her fit mates number and now all she does is keep txt'n me and trying to get me to meet her for a drink :(

How can i say that im not attracted to you in the slightest without hurting her feeling? :D

[starletsr]

Not again Leeky!! u're always putting trouble to urself aren't u!! lol.. good luck in getting out of it :P

[Bibbs]

How can i say that im not attracted to you in the slightest without hurting her feeling? :D

I'd rather like p*ss off a nettle?

[~Rach~]

Awwwwwwww my poor little Lee :D

Give me her number and I'll put her off you, or just tell her wat you told me about your mates (ex) gf

[Jimlad]

Leeky ??..... you pulled a minger mate ??

Thot you had some style !

[Bibbs]

Leeky ??..... you pulled a minger mate ??

Thot you had some style !

lol - the boy has NO style

[~Rach~]

Leeky ??..... you pulled a minger mate ??

Thot you had some style !

lol - the boy has NO style

But have you pulled her mate yet??

[Bibbs]

But have you pulled her mate yet??

I don't pull hon .. not my style

[Jimlad]

lol...

What do you do then ?

[Funkadelic]

Got a little stalker in practice going on Me and Bibbs pulled these two girls from NewZealand and i was talking to the ugly one out of the two just out of polite conversation.

Anyway i took her number because we didnt have her fit mates number and now all she does is keep txt'n me and trying to get me to meet her for a drink :(

How can i say that im not attracted to you in the slightest without hurting her feeling? :D

Tell her about the fat !Removed! you anally destroyed whilst out on a Stella and cocaine fuelled bender with a bunch of your layabout mates and their dole money.

Should work.

If not the "I don't want a relationship" line is always a good one to try... Not that it usually works.

[~Rach~]

I don't pull hon .. not my style

So in other words no then

[~Rach~]

Tell her about the fat !Removed! you anally destroyed whilst out on a Stella and cocaine fuelled bender with a bunch of your layabout mates and their dole money.

Should work.

If not the "I don't want a relationship" line is always a good one to try... Not that it usually works.

Or just say your !Removed!, its very believeable lol

[starletsr]

And iam proud to name Leeky "shallow Lee"

[Bibbs]

Tell her about the fat !Removed! you ***lly destroyed whilst out on a Stella and cocaine fuelled bender with a bunch of your layabout mates and their dole money.

Erm .. she's a Kiwi .. it's better than she's used to ..

(Sorry to any Kiwi's .. all in jest)

So in other words no then 

Thats the one ..

What do you do then ?

You've read the post in gold :o

[Bibbs]

Or just say your !Removed!, its very believeable lol

NO!! She'll think him and I are "partners" ..

[peter_the_dude]

Got a little stalker in practice going on Me and Bibbs pulled these two girls from NewZealand and i was talking to the ugly one out of the two just out of polite conversation.

Anyway i took her number because we didnt have her fit mates number and now all she does is keep txt'n me and trying to get me to meet her for a drink :(

How can i say that im not attracted to you in the slightest without hurting her feeling? :D

You took her number just to be polite eh?

mmmm, I smell something. :D

Hahaha, just remember dude, we know your real plan!!!!

[Leeky]

:D :D

What can i say? I just seem to have weird women following me all the time

I havent given her any reason to think she is in there with me :shutit:

I have got the BIGGEST standards in the world actually :P Every woman i've been out with so far has been top nosh :D

Just seems the fat birds in Reading have a bounty on my head

Long Live Shallow Lee!!! B)