You Can Tell Its Hot When......

[Devil-ish]

Shamelessy nicked from weight watchers forum -

farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs

cows are giving evaporated milk

the trees are whistling for the dogs

you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

the temperature drops below 30oC, you feel a bit chilly.

you've experienced condensation on your bum from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car

you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window

you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance

hot water now comes out of both taps

it's noon in July and not one person is out on the streets

you actually burn your hand opening the car door

you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work

your biggest bicycle riding fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

you realize that asphalt has a liquid state

in a delerious moment you say things like "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

dogs are chasing cats but they are both walking

you can recognise happy motorcyclists by the number of thunder flies stuck in their teeth

He he.....well I thought it was funny!! :D

[Chuck04]

made me laugh :)