Toc Dating Service..

[Guest MrMojo]

ok, which one of you mods is messing lol,,

<whisper> make me sound good </whisper>

Mo.

[Demonic Angel]

Wasnt me!

But you are a mo-fo-ing P.I.M.P ;)

[Guest MrMojo]

less of it Emski,

look sweetheart no need to be bitter told ya i'll take you back on the books for Jae, you did a lot of business for me last year, i know i said 95%, how bout 90% rate just for you, cos you're my fav hoe.

ahhh Memories!!

Mo.

[Calisto]

MMMMMMMM TOC dating service.....................can I join

Hot blooded female...very high sex drive, long dark brown hair, brown eyes, very highly strung and over emotional...bit clingy ...seeks lovey dovey, kissy cuddley man for romantic walks along the beach, watching sunsets, must be able to fix MR2's incase mine fails on me :shutit: he must be able to cope with my mood swings and be there for me at all times.

There we go...I will just wait and be inundated by the replies.

[Guest MrMojo]

Ash hun you know i love you,

but.........................*runs n hides!!

Mo x

[msherry21]

This could certainly make JAE more interesting! like it isn't enough already...Hou, I hope your bringing my friend Boddingtons again!!!

[Demonic Angel]

less of it Emski,

look sweetheart no need to be bitter told ya i'll take you back on the books for Jae, you did a lot of business for me last year, i know i said 95%, how bout 90% rate just for you, cos you're my fav hoe.

How about 70% as theres less of me this year....

I wont be wearing that skirt this year though... I think I burnt it as the photographic evidence of my bum hanging out was too much to bear....

Must act like respectable lady to get respectable boyfriend ;) Well, act respectable-ish!

[msherry21]

respectable?? that word shouldn't even be in the dictionary, Its certainly not in mine!

[Demonic Angel]

I just figure I've never been a respectable lady.... maybe thats the reason I dont have a fella, so maybe I should start

I'm always up for trying new things!

Someone once suggested one of those classes on how to be a lady.... they soon got a swift kick in the balls! :lol:

[Al J]

TOC dating never works....

Trust the expert :lol:

Plus Hou is right, I want him as well ;) Alas he is now !Removed!, I have amazing powers but only ever been able to turn a straight man !Removed! and not the other way around...

Sadly for me, the calibre of gentleman I am looking for doesnt even exist, let alone post on TOC.... so I'm going to be a spinster woman for the rest of my life...

But hey, if anyone fancies the high maintanance challenge.... I'm a firecracker

Eee lass, if I were a few years younger. ;)

Okay... quite a lot of years younger! :P

It's a car club

(Besides there's not a hope in hell of Sophie Ellis Bextor signing up :P )

:( :( :( :(

I have a girlfriend anyway.

It's a car club?

Andy, as you have a girlfriend, why did you even start this thread?

Well I'm single and still searching but not sure if this would be the right place to do it (search, I mean!).

[Chris.S]

Free and single male here lol

[Demonic Angel]

Maybe we should list all the single males and all the single females who are going to JAE and have....

TOC Blind-er Daaaaaaate

We just need a Cilla Black and an "Our Graham"

[Pompey Gaz]

haha blind-er date sounds a laugh

[Guest MrMojo]

Dunno bout that Emski

you got to realise all us that are single, are single for a reason lol

whether it be bad stock or whatever reason there has to be one,,

however i have many and aint gonna list them here, don't think my keyboard is up to it hun

Mo.

[Pompey Gaz]

my insides are all wrong

[Demonic Angel]

I have no idea why I'm single.... :lol:

It'll be a laugh Moski

[Guest MrMojo]

ya think Emski hun???????????????????????

Got no idea why ur single either Em, but i deffo know why i am....

Mo

[Chris.S]

im just single because im not dating anyone haha

[Pompey Gaz]

i blame it on my left handedness

[Chris.S]

strangely enough im left handed too, think you have found a link there

[Moffmo]

im right handed and i dont have a hope in hell :D

[Red Yaris 54]

i blame it on my left handedness

............................BOTH hands

[Demonic Angel]

im just single because im not dating anyone haha

Thats got to be the best and truest reason out there!

I'm right-handed though, so that reason doesnt wash with me

I think my reason is that no man wants to commit to a girl who has two cats.... I mean its a big responsibility to take on!

[Pompey Gaz]

thats just greedy

[Chris.S]

im just single because im not dating anyone haha

Thats got to be the best and truest reason out there!

its also very true lol