Russian Spy Anna Chapman Is Stripped Of Uk Citizenship

[Raistlin]

Don't try to egg me on, I'm hard boiled enough not to be roasted by you, so don't get you argument scrambled.

Also I don't want you to poach some of my idea's to try and look finger licking good with your poultry replies....

[Bizarra]

Don't try to egg me on, I'm hard boiled enough not to be roasted by you, so don't get you argument scrambled.

Also I don't want you to poach some of my idea's to try and look finger licking good with your poultry replies....

I've just had a Gander at that & you are too Cocky. I'll egg you on, Lay you out & Goose you. Don't expect me to beak kind, I'll wattle you without mercy. Poach your Ideas? They're too scrambled.

[Raistlin]

Well thats a load of Coc au Vin, just a hash of my previous post, that is a recipe for boredom

[Bizarra]

Well thats a load of Coc au Vin, just a hash of my previous post, that is a recipe for boredom

I don't want to be pecking at you, Chicken :P but you've got your boring recipe scrambled it is actually known to we top Chefs as " Coq au Vin"

I know, You'll plead [on bended knees} that it was deliberate & an attempt at a pun

[Raistlin]

Well thats a load of Coc au Vin, just a hash of my previous post, that is a recipe for boredom

I don't want to be pecking at you, Chicken but you've got your boring recipe scrambled it is actually known to we top Chefs as " Coq au Vin"

I know, You'll plead [on bended knees} that it was deliberate & an attempt at a pun

You know me so well, of course it was deliberate...

I don't make mistakes, I have Kynan for that.. In fact he does enough for all of us

[GentleGiant]

We broke up not long after that photo; she was being too high maintenance and I was feeling too ill to put up with it.

Be warned tho; as well as high maintenance, Katja is also highly intelligent (she doesnt suffer fools gladly) athletic, (Captain of Moscow State University Basketball team and expert skier, skater etc), and her parents are both lawyers (one criminal law, the other works for the Russian government).

Oh!

And like most girls from Siberia. she prefers her men a little bit more mature!!

[Raistlin]

like most girls from Siberia. she prefers her men a little bit more mature!!

She's come to the right place here then :D

[Bizarra]

like most girls from Siberia. she prefers her men a little bit more mature!!

She's come to the right place here then :D

Yeah but I'm more Mature , Distinguished looking , Elegant, & used to Eastern European Girls.

You, my friend & insult intended :D are NOT mature, merely overripe <_<

[Raistlin]

Ripe for juicing

[GentleGiant]

Boys, you havent crashed and burned until an FSU girl sneers and turns her nose up at you!!! :!Removed!:

Being a little more mature, ALL the girls I meet in Russia were very friendly, except for the very scary lady at the customs desk,at Dovodedomo Airport!!!!!

Of course in China, they just hand you a baby and have their photo taken with you!!!

[Bizarra]

Boys, you havent crashed and burned until an FSU girl sneers and turns her nose up at you!!! :shutit:

Being a little more mature, ALL the girls I meet in Russia were very friendly, except for the very scary lady at the customs desk,at Dovodedomo Airport!!!!!

Of course in China, they just hand you a baby and have their photo taken with you!!!

"Of course in China, they just hand you a baby and have their photo taken with you!!!"

As evidence in the Paternity case?

[Raistlin]

I thought they just ran away if it was a girl

[Bizarra]

I thought they just ran away if it was a girl

No! That rumour is false A large percentage of them are "straight" :D

[Raistlin]

Yeah, Straight in your basement

[Bizarra]

You've just blown it

I warned you when I was giving you the guided tour, that it was ever so slightly illegal & to keep shtum :shutit:

No chance of your seeing the new, improved version, now Not even if you .........Erm..Forget it

[Raistlin]

Not that bothered as you last guest was a Rwandan goat herder

[Bizarra]

Not that bothered as you last guest was a Rwandan goat herder

I run an equal opportunities & non racial Emporium

All regardless of creed or race, are welcome......... except You :D

[Raistlin]

Oh Vic, Always ready to whip it out, still chained to your beliefs

[GentleGiant]

"Of course in China, they just hand you a baby and have their photo taken with you!!!"

As evidence in the Paternity case?

Actually, the mum and dad would pose either side of me!!!

I did get my then Chinese Fiancee to take a few photos of me posing, but I am unsure where the photos are; I remember we were on top of the mountain in the city of Guangzhou (Guangdong Province) for some of them; and near Sanya on Hainan Island in the South China Seas for some others.

My fiancee came up to (nearly) my shoulder, and her parents came up to (nearly) hers!! So you can imagine how tiny they looked when they posed with me for photos!! Even with my legs bent I could not get low enough to put my arms around their shoulders for the photo. :o

[Raistlin]

Chinese / Russian Fiancee.. Hats off to you

[bothwell_buyer]

ma young brither dated a wee lass frae Kazakthingy - never came to much but ............anither chapter in ma book

[Raistlin]

We wait with baited breath for the next installment...

[Bizarra]

We wait with baited breath for the next installment...

I give up in despair :( . I can't take any more so I shan't comment on the two spelling mistakes in that short sentence :shutit: It is bated breath

[Raistlin]

We wait with baited breath for the next installment...

I give up in despair . I can't take any more so I shan't comment on the two spelling mistakes in that short sentence It is bated breath

No it's baited because I am hooked on the tale and need to know more...

[GentleGiant]

I gave up UK women for Lent many years ago; they are too needy, materialistic and obsessed with status.

Since then I have dated 1x Dutch, 1x Kyrgyz, 2x Russian, 1x Czech and 1x Chinese.

A friend is arranging an introduction to an Indian girl for me in the next few weeks!!!