Stupid Answers To Random Questions!

[Hou]

Why do sheep follow each other... like sheep?

because they started playing follow the leader and seeing as they all look alike they cant remember which was the leader, therefore assuming all sheep are the leader!

Why are women intent on breaking your heart? :!Removed!:

[Al J]

battery sizes - clicky!

Well as A, AA, AAA, AAAA, C, D, N, all have a voltage of 1.5V, yeah, utter crap I'm sorry.

From the above site

New battery chemistries have strained the original common naming conventions. In all old batteries the voltages were in increments of 1.5 volts, which reflected the number of individual cells in the battery

:P ;)

Didn't have NiCd and NiMH in my college days

I win the fish

C? D? N?

Anyway, you can keep the fish. ;)

[Hou]

Because they like hanging round in Baaaaahs!

How do you pull a face?

beat me to it

with invisible rop and a pulley system

why do boness break

[cfc1]

If Bo'ness is broken... :P where do I live now?

Where do I live now?

[DaShowstoppa]

If Bo'ness is broken... :P where do I live now?

Where do I live now?

Wherever you call home, actually you "live" everywhere you go - or else you'd die.

If a tree fell in a forest, and nothing was around to hear it - does it make a sound?

Mike

[Hou]

yeah it yells at the top of its voice without feeling embarrassed!!

why did they stop making chocolate covered pretzels

[Red Yaris 54]

Coz they ran out of chocolate

Why cant you polish a Turd??

[GIDDLEPIN]

Lada owners would beg to differ (joke honest :shutit: )

Why do "Lifts" go down?

[Hou]

because they are cheap and easy after a few drinks

how come if mouldy food is bad for you, you can still eat stilton?

[Carrera_C]

"how come if mouldy food is bad for you, you can still eat stilton?"

3 stoogies syndrom, it's got that much mould and bacteria in it that it all somehow balances out.

Who originally thought it was a good idea to compare smooth things to 'a baby's bum'?

[vmail]

Why does Hull Stink?

Why is the Internet in Hull crap?

Why cant we have NTL?

[Hou]

vmail you answer the question then ask another

for example:

"Who originally thought it was a good idea to compare smooth things to 'a baby's bum'?"

someone who enjoyed stroking babies bums, prisoner 11234 cell d doncaster prison

if eating your greens is good for you does that mean bogeys are?

[cfc1]

Yes.. especially the ones with the jelly tails

Why does money make the world go around?

[CustomIce]

Yes.. especially the ones with the jelly tails

Why does money make the world go around?

Because its all balanced on one side of the planet making the world spin round.

What does the Royal Mint actually taste of?

[alanbradley]

You see the spear Bodicia's holding on the back of a 50p? Spearmint ;)

Why are Golden Delicious apples green, not gold?

A

[DaShowstoppa]

Because if they were gold they'd look like they'd shatter your teeth!

(and just why did they stop making chocolate pretzels? )

Here is my question, a sensible question. A question that will tax your IQ and stretch the sinues of your mind to bursting point .... my question is this.

"Given that God is infinate, and the Universe is also infinate ...... would you like a toasted teacake?"

(gotta love Red Dwarf)

Mike

[kimi]

no because the chocolate melts under the grill.

who does a clock go clockwise ?

[Boro Sera]

Because it's a clock.

It's fathers sister goes Auntie Clockwise ( by definition )

What's the best way to carve wood?

[Demonic Angel]

Well theres really none, as they tried it with a few guys standing to attention and they started screaming like little girls when the carving tools came out....

Why is Christmas called Christmas and not Christborn or Christbirthday?

[cfc1]

Who do you know with a Christbirthday or a Christborn tree?

If your legs bent at the knee in the opposite direction... what would a chair look like?

[Demonic Angel]

Not sure but surely it would be called a riahc?

If a smoothie is smooth, why isnt Rocky a rock or sticky a stick?

[Boro Sera]

Rocky is a Boxer ( or a Robin if you prefer chocolate )

If you were old would you intentionally pretend to be deaf?

[cfc1]

Pardon?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

[Kev Mc]

The same colour it goes when it's really cold

How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?

[Al J]

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

When rabbits dig their burrows, where do they put all the soil?