Stupid Answers To Random Questions!

[Boro Sera]

Who cares........It's the end result that's important, not the colour ! ( !Removed! smurfs ! )

why is there only one Monopolies commission?

[DaShowstoppa]

Who cares........It's the end result that's important, not the colour ! ( !Removed! smurfs ! )

why is there only one Monopolies commission?

Because only Waddingtons own the rights to the name.

How long is a piece of string?

Mike

[dead_bodys_everywhere]

roughly 3 miles and 24 inches .

What does G W Bush actually do ?

[Boro Sera]

He's the light entertainment on Cruise ships.............does a bit of juggling, second rate magic tricks and plays the piano badly. People pretend to like him but they laugh at him behind his back !

Why do they sell mountain bikes in Holland?

[CustomIce]

Because the dutch have high hopes.

If organic food is sold as a range in a shop, does that render the rest of it in-organic?

[cfc1]

Look... the Dutch seem to like wooden shoes... let them at least be allowed to have a mountain bike.

How come numbers are the same in nearly every language?

[Demonic Angel]

Because 1 + 1 is always 3, no matter where in the world you live

Why doesnt an iPod come in a pod?

[Boro Sera]

Same way that ibuprofen doesn't come in a buprofen !

Are there really messages from the devil if you play a record backwards?

[alanbradley]

Dunno, but who's the Lived guy all the songs on the radio seem t talk about? :?

After all those years in the jungle why does Tarzan not have a beard?

A

[Kev Mc]

Because a beard makes him look attractive to the alpha male gorillas so he's learned his lesson

Men wearing pink shirts, what's that all about?

[Red Yaris 54]

Maybe their RED socks ran in the wash

Why do I always have to wait in all day when I am expecting a parcel delivery and why does it always come at the end of the day?

[Carrera_C]

because your postie doesn't like you. next christmas give him some cookies and milk.... no wait that's santa... give him a bottle of vodka. Then you'll get your parcels earlier.

Why can't we just build a weather control machine and use it to sort out 'climate change'?

[Boro Sera]

I've already made one......

Unfortunately the dial is stuck on Windy and horrible. Should have it fixed in a few days though...... !

Who invented sticky labels?

[Demonic Angel]

I believe it was a Mr Sticky Labels from Newcastle. He always got teased by his classmates for his strange first name, but whos laughing now....

Why am I unable to find a half decent bloke to call my own?

[DaShowstoppa]

Because we're all married!

If God created the universe, who created God?

[cfc1]

Earth is part of the Universe and is all messed up... so.. It must have been Bill Gates.. Look at the state of Windows, Leaks and conflicts everywhere.

EDIT:

Why did i forget to add a question after posting an answer?

[Red Yaris 54]

Because you have been drinking Capt. Morgans Spiced. ;)

Now...................where was I?

[Boro Sera]

Waffling as usual !

Who's going to win the Dakar?

[Demonic Angel]

I am!

Why is it that when you dont mow the lawn, grass grows at different rates and you end up with uneven grass?

[Boro Sera]

it's all down to genetics and survival of the fittest. Darwin had some interesting views on this . For more information about this please visit your local library.

Will my tea be scrummy tonight or a bit of a disaster?

( well done on wining the Dakar by the way ! )

[Demonic Angel]

I predict a disaster of epic pro...... portions

Why does any celebrity reality show contain genuine celebrities?