Stupid Answers To Random Questions!

[GIDDLEPIN]

In the empty box that it came in ;)

Why does this crispy bacon sandwich taste so delicious?

[Hou]

because little bits of the crispy stuff broke off when you bit into it and have ladged in your brain

why does everyone make mistakes?

[GIDDLEPIN]

I bug yor pardin I is asolutly perfikt

When you throw a stone into a lake why do the ripples spread outwards?

[Hou]

because if they spread inwards itd cause a whirlpool

what is the land speed of a fully laidend swallow

[alanbradley]

What do you mean? African or European?

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you draw near?

[Hou]

because just like me, they want to be, close to youuuu

why did krypton factor finish?

[+Steve]

because it was crap

why do men have nipples

[Demonic Angel]

Because Superman started a legal battle over the name Krypton, claiming he had patented it for his home planet, the judge ruled in favour of Mr Kal-El aka Superman aka Clark Kent and the Krypton Factor has to cease transmission and poor Gordon Burns lost his job and became a reclusive alcoholic.

Do French Fries come from France? If so why arent they called "le français frit"?

[Devil-ish]

For women to hang on to of course!!!!!!!!!

and

Because they cant cook 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do cars go wrong at the worst possible moment?????????????????? ;)

[cfc1]

If they didn't we would all be sane and normal.

What was the first person to eat a potato thinking at the time?

[Boro Sera]

probably just glad he didn't discover Oysters !

What really happened to Atlantis?

[cfc1]

It woke up and found out it was all a dream.

Why do we have Blue Ray and HD DVD instead of one single format?

[bigshark]

why is there only daddy long legs and no mommy long legs, or perhaps kiddy short legs??

[Kev Mc]

Why do we have Blue Ray and HD DVD instead of one single format?

It's a big conspiracy linking all the way back to the cheese making industry, it's all hush-hush though so if any1 asks it wasn't me that mentioned it

What's the deal with the Bermuda Triangle?

[Hou]

The deal is lose 3 aeroplanes during january and get a free cap (3 planes plus 87 quid p+p)

why do we have to have illnesses?

[cfc1]

because the male of the species can't reproduce on their own.

If anoraks were never invented.. what would we call a train spotter?

[Jamesb4uk]

Sad

Why do farts smell?

J

[Demonic Angel]

Because if they didnt they'd just be air like everything else!

Why dont humans have fur?

[alanbradley]

Because the gorillas stole it all...

What, exactly, was the first person who discovered milk doing?

A

[bogeysprockett]

Because the gorillas stole it all...

What, exactly, was the first person who discovered milk doing?

A

do you really want to know an answer to that...

why do flip flops go flip flop & not flop flip?

[DaShowstoppa]

Because if it were reversed, you'd fall ***** over apex :D

If there is no such place as Silicon heaven, where do all the calculators go?

[Demonic Angel]

Perhaps the same place where that missing sock from the washing machine goes....

If you're classed as single when you're single, why arent you double when you meet someone?

[Hou]

dont know but would love to be double right now

why cant i win the lottery?

[GIDDLEPIN]

Because you need to buy a ticket

If your nose runs and your feet smell are you upside down?

[Jamesb4uk]

No you just need a wash :P

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

J