Three Word Story...

[s m smith]

that have paid

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their membership fees

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Send mine, Airmail

[Raistlin]

cried the old

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Wizard in Surrey

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wagginng his pointy

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thingy at nonmembers

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whilst dribbling uncontrollably

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on his matted

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grey haired beard

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in which nested

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small woodland creatures

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Food and shelter

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for the needy

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his beard provided

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ample shelter due

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to it being

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Wild and down

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keeping out the

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non subscribing members

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who drain the

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soup from the

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mouths of the

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Babes and Sucklings

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and pour it